Finally! It's all here! Romeo and Juliet like you've never fuggin seen before! We've all heard of William Shakespeare. We've all been bored to death by his plays. Well now you can read his play the way it was meant to be. Like a regular Bill fuggin Shagesbere! It's so good, it's fuggin great!
Act I Scene I - Montagues and Capulets fight in the street! The Prince is not happy! Romeo whines to Benvolio!
Act I Scene II - Capulet plans a party and Romeo hears about it!
Act I Scene III - Juliet hangs out with her Nurse and Mom!
Act I Scene IV - Romeo and friends practice dancing and Mercutio spouts off some nonsense!
Act I Scene V - Romeo and pals crash the Capulet party! Romeo and Juliet meet and it's love at first sight!
Act II Scene I - Romeo ditches his pals to go find Juliet!
Act II Scene II - Romeo and Juliet talk to each other! The talk is very romantic!
Act II Scene III - Romeo visits Friar Laurence and asks him to marry him and Juliet. The Friar agrees!
Act II Scene IV - Romeo finds his pals Benvolio and Mercutio! They run into the Nurse and Romeo tells her the wedding plans!
Act II Scene V - The Nurse tells Juliet about the wedding plans and Juliet is happy!
Act II Scene VI - Friar Laurance marries Romeo and Juliet!
Act III Scene I - Romeo stumbles upon a fight in the streets! Tybalt kills Mercutio! Romeo kills Tybalt! The Prince banishes Romeo!
Act III Scene II - Juliet learns that Tybalt is dead and Romeo is banished! Juliet is not happy!
Act III Scene III - Romeo whines to Friar Laurance! The Nurse stops by! The Friar gives Romeo a pep talk!
Act III Scene IV - Paris and Capulet talk! They decide that Juliet will marry Paris in two days!
Act III Scene V - Romeo and Juliet spend the night together! Romeo leaves for Mantua! Juliet learns about the proposed marriage to Paris! Juliet is not happy!
Act IV Scene I - Juliet meets Paris! Friar Laurance tells Juliet to fake her death to avoid marrying Paris! Juliet agrees!
Act IV Scene II - Juliet pretends to go along with Capulet's plan for her to marry Paris!
Act IV Scene III - Juliet drinks a potion! Juliet slips into a coma!
Act IV Scene IV - Capulet continues to plan for Juliet and Paris' wedding!
Act IV Scene V - Juliet's family find Juliet in a coma! Juliet's family thinks Juliet is dead! Juliet's wedding to Paris is canceled!
Act V Scene I - Balthasar tells Romeo that Juliet is dead! Romeo buys poison and heads back to Verona!
Act V Scene II - Friar John tells Friar Laurance he was unable to tell Romeo about Juliet's faked death. Friar Laurance is not happy!
Act V Scene III - Romeo find Juliet still in a coma. Paris finds Romeo and they fight! Romeo kills Paris! Romeo kills himself! Juliet wakes up from her coma and kills herself! The Prince and everyone else find the bodies! Romeo's mom dies! Montague and Capulet make amends and agree to build gold statues of their kids!
EPILOGUE - Rosaline finally tells her side of the story!
Hope you enjoyed the play! Now go read the one by that hack William Shakespeare and compare, IF YOU DARE!
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